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Wednesday, January 24, 2024

Donate to Nikki Haley and Be Banned from MAGA World

We know we promised a follow up about the New Hampshire primary, but we wanted to bring you something more interesting and perhaps more important at the moment. 
Last night Nikki Haley did better than most pundits expected and came within 11% of Donald Trump.

Now instead of being magnanimous in his victory speech last night Trump proceeded as he is prone to doing to be a total ass and even threaten Haley to try to get her to leave the primary race. 

Showing that his stupidity knows no bounds, this evening he posted on Truth Social that anyone who donates to Nikki Haley would be permanently banned from the MAGA camp.

Checkout the insanity for yourselves:



Even though we will suffer the ignominy of being barred from Donald Trump’s presence we donated to Nikki Haley’s campaign:



Please whatever you don’t go to https://secure.winred.com/nikki-haley-for-president/home-debate?utm_medium=homepage and donate to Nikki Haley! Whatever you don’t also encourage everyone you know to donate to her! That would be wrong! It would absolutely drive Donald Trump and his supporters crazy! Please don’t do it!!!!

Friday, September 25, 2020

Lindsey Graham’s Pathetic Pleas for Money w/Update

Just when we thought 2020 couldn’t get any weirder South Carolina Senator Lindsey Graham decided to add his own brand of crazy to the mix. Twice yesterday first on Fox News Thursday and then later on Hannity. Senator Graham complained that he was being out raised and outspent by his Democratic opponent Jaime Harrison. According to The Hill Graham said:

 "My opponent will raise $100 million in the state of South Carolina,” Graham said. “The most money ever spent in the history of the state on a Senate race in this state was by me in 2014 when I spent $13 million.”

“I'm being killed financially. This money is because they hate my guts.”

The article for The Hill by J. Edward Moreno does point out there is some confusion as to why exactly Senator Graham thinks he is getting killed financially based off his most recent campaign filings:

It wasn’t immediately clear what figure Graham was referring to, given that Harrison has raised just over $28 million as of the last Federal Election Commission filings in June, compared to Graham’s $29 million. 

We agree with Moreno that on paper it wouldn’t make much sense to claim he is getting crushed by his opponent money wise. Our own conclusion is that Graham’s campaign is in some kind of financial trouble. And/or Graham is concerned with some justification that he could lose his re-election bid this year. Our guess is that it’s a combination of both. If his going on TV and pleading for money is his idea of helping his campaign. It only serves to make him look weak and like an establishment politician desperate to cling to power. Graham’s attitude reminds us all of Senator Lugar’s ill fated attempt to hold onto his seat back in 2012. We will post a link to some videos of Graham’s tv appearances from yesterday and let you be the judge of his behavior. Have a great weekend everyone and please remember that politics is only part of life, it’s not the most important part. 




UPDATE: The Lincoln Project has just tweeted out a very funny video about Lindsey Graham’s financial woes. Despite some disagreements with The Lincoln Project at times, this video is funny as hell and if Graham loses this video will certainly help. We personally don’t want a Democrat run Senate, but our primary goal is to take out the Judas’s of the GOP like Graham. If that means we have to muddle through a few years of a Democratic Senate so be it.


Saturday, June 20, 2020

The Silent and Invisible Turnout at Trump’s Tulsa Rally

Tonight President Trump is supposed to be appearing at a rally at the BOK Center in Tulsa, Oklahoma. According to the President interest and attendance for the rally is going to be immense. Here’s what the President had to say earlier this week about interest in his rally:


If that’s true there are going to be a lot of disappointed people, since the BOK Center’s maximum capacity is only a little upwards of 19,000 people. Given the fact of the continuing issue of COVID-19 and that six people on Trump’s staff have tested positive for the virus. We are skeptical that the rally is going to be filled to capacity. Here is a picture of the venue just 40 minutes before the rally:


We may not be rocket scientists here at the blog. But that doesn’t look like a particularly good turnout to us. Of course there might actually be more people than it appears at the rally according to an observer on Twitter:



Well we suppose it’s possible that to troll us in Never Trump land, a lot of the attendees decided to disguise themselves as empty seats. And if true that would be funny. But unless something drastically changes tonight. We are confident in say this will be a YUGE disappointment for Team Trump. 

Update: We normally wouldn’t update a post this fast, but there is just too much funny stuff to add not to. Here’s some more evidence of the lifeless, pitiful attendance at our Commander-In-Chief’s rally. Along with some good old humor at Donald and his campaign’s expense:


We swear if this is true, we are actually upset that we didn’t register for the rally and not go! Hell if there is still a way to register for this, we actually are going to do so!


The “Brad” they are referring to is Brad Parscale who is the grifter tasked with trying to save Trump’s re-election bid. No doubt he is going to get an earful from Donald!



We could keep going, but at this point we feel safe in saying the Tulsa rally is a complete dud. 

Wednesday, April 10, 2019

Putin’s Love Child to Run Homeland Security?

Following what some have called a “purge” at the United States Department of Homeland Security. There has been speculation about who President Trump will nominate to replace outgoing DHS Director Kirstjen Nielsen. There has been some talk of the President appointing his longtime policy advisor and attack dog Stephen Miller. Miller is noteworthy for his classless exchanges with the equally annoying Jim Acosta. His childish and infantile exchange with the classy, level-headed Jake Tapper, and for his having stated that President Trumps “powers on immigration will not be questioned”. Ignoring the fact that according to the constitution it is congress, not the President that sets immigration policy. As insane as having Psycho Stephen Miller in charge of Homeland Security would be. A friend of the blog’s found something that maybe more frightening. If this photograph is any indication Miller maybe the offspring of Russian Dictator Vladimir Putin. Take a look and you be the judge:


Also checkout the following videos about Stephen Miller. The first is Miller’s meltdown on Jake Tapper’s “State of the Union”. The other videos include two hilarious take downs of Miller by Pauly Shore, as well as Tappers comments about Miller’s bizarre behavior. Enjoy!

Miller’s Meltdown:



Tappers Reaction to Miller:




Pauly Shores imitation of Miller with Jake Tapper:





Miller’s Exchange with Jim Acosta AKA When two idiots have a press conference:




Pauly Shores takedown of Miller and Jim Acosta:



Thursday, January 3, 2019

So Wrong But So Funny Thursday

In what might or might not become a new regular feature on the blog. We found something that is so wrong and yet so funny at the same time. President Donald Trump has been complaining that the new House Democratic majority launching investigations of him could amount to “Presidential Harassment”. Well we found this tweet which sums up our views of the House and Presidential Harassment:


If this is true given what is known of Trump’s private life he may stop complaining about what the House Democrats will do!

Thursday, December 20, 2018

Green Acres Theme As Sung By Donald Trump

With all the serious news out today: Mattis’s resignation as Defense Secretary, and the New Hampshire And South Carolina GOP Bosses scheming to cancel the 2020 Presidential Primaries in their states, and a possible pullout of troops from Syria and Afghanistan. Before we comment on those topics after the holidays. We all felt that you all deserved to see something entertaining. Yes it’s true that INDY REPUBLICAN has been rough on President Trump. But he does have a great, great singing voice, it’s tremendous!!

One of our readers sent us this video of President Trump singing the theme to that great television classic “Green Acres”.

Now for your listening and viewing pleasure, the stable musical genius of President Donald J Trump!



Saturday, November 17, 2018

Why Governor Eric Holcomb Deserves Re-election Next Year

INDY REPUBLICAN has decided to switch gears before we get back to our regularly scheduled programming. We wanted to talk seriously with you all and in the interest of intellectual honesty. After having undertaken an exhaustive review of all that we know about Governor Eric Holcomb and will outline every reason in existence that is an iron clad argument for his reelection as Governor next year. WARNING: The remainder of this post is long and voluminous in detailing why Holcomb should be re-elected. Please take your time and read at your own leisure. 

Here it goes:



























































Hope you are all feeling enlightened after having now just read why Eric Holcomb should have a second term. 

Tuesday, October 23, 2018

Beto O’Rourke’s Freaky Campaign Videos

Well it’s 14 days until the midterm election. And there has definitely been no shortage of weirdness this campaign season. Beto O’Rourke might just take the cake for most bizarre political videos of the year. Here’s the incomparable Ben Shapiro and his take on Beto’s videos:



Thursday, August 23, 2018

Paul Manafort and Michael Cohen’s Legal Problems give President Trump a Migraine, Trump as the client from Hell, Star Wars Stuff and a Little more from IR and the Gang

Over the past few days the news has been a tornado of near biblical proportions. With the conviction of President Trump’s one time campaign manager and communist tool Paul Manafort on eight felony charges, not to mention the plea deal copped by President Trump’s former fixer/lawyer Michael Cohen. The news has been a whirlwind at best. We will briefly cover the Manafort/Cohen Shit Show, and then show a video that will finally give some vindication to the architect of the Death Star. We are working on several posts involving state and local government shenanigans. But with only so many hours in the day and with Donald Trump stealing all our oxygen we need to unwind.

First thing is first about commie bastard Paul Manafort’s legal troubles. NBC News has the following information on Manafort’s recent trial reported by Ken Dilanian:

A federal jury in Virginia convicted Paul Manafort, President Donald Trump's former campaign chairman, on eight felony counts on Tuesday, but the judge declared a mistrial on the 10 other charges he faced.

Manafort, a fixture in Republican politics for decades, was convicted of five counts of tax fraud, one count of failure to file a report of foreign bank and financial accounts and two counts of bank fraud. A mistrial was declared in three counts of failing to file reports of foreign bank and financial accounts, and seven counts of bank fraud and bank fraud conspiracy.

Prosecutors built a case that Manafort for years hid millions from U.S. tax authorities in overseas accounts, spending the money to maintain a lavish lifestyle and lying to banks to generate more cash.

Of particular interest to us in Mr. Dilanian’s story is this little tidbit:

Manafort also played a role in an effort to soften a plank in the Republican Party platform calling for lethal aid to Ukrainians fighting the Russian invasion of their country.

In addition to attempting to soften our parties platform regarding opposition to Vladimir Putin. Manafort’s role in securing the Vice Presidential nomination for Mike Pence also put Manafort on our crap list. INDY REPUBLICAN would love to move onto the good stuff right now, but we did promise to delve into the Michael Cohen debacle so here we go.

Earlier this week Donald Trump’s former consigliere Michael Cohen struck a plea deal with prosecutors which may and we emphasize may be a problem for Trump. Fox News has more on this story:

Michael Cohen, President Trump’s longtime personal attorney, admitted Tuesday to violating federal campaign finance laws by arranging hush money payments to adult film star Stormy Daniels and former Playboy model Karen McDougal “at the direction” of then-candidate Trump.

In entering the plea, Cohen did not specifically name the two women or even Trump, recounting instead that he worked with an “unnamed candidate.” But the amounts and the dates all lined up with the payments made to Daniels and McDougal.

In total, Cohen pleaded guilty to five counts of tax evasion, one count of making false statements to a financial institution, one count of willfully causing an unlawful corporate contribution, and one count of making an excessive campaign contribution.

Cohen could have received up to 65 years in prison if convicted of all charges. However, as part of his plea deal, Cohen agreed not to challenge any sentence between 46 and 63 months.

All we can say is that Cohen must have offered a pretty big carrot to the prosecution to get his sentence knocked down from 65 years to at most 5 years in prison. We will have to wait and see what if anything comes out of this plea deal.

As to be expected Trump took to Twitter and offered his two cents on Manafort and Cohen’s plight:





Mister President as a little bit of advice tweets like this do not in anyway aid your case. By applauding Manafort for refusing to “break” you give the impression that you are scared about something Manafort knows or claims to know. Manafort didn’t work for you for very long so it is reasonable to ask why you are sticking with him so much. Sometimes Trump supporters Ben Shapiro and Michael Medved had this to say about Trump:



Sorry to have to do this but in the 45 minutes or so since we started composing this post apparently another round of potentially bad news has broken for President Trump. The incomparable Ben Shapiro over at Daily Wire has reported that the CEO of the National Enquirer David Pecker has been offered immunity to give testimony regarding Michael Cohen’s giving hush money payments to Trump mistresses Stormy Daniels and Karen MacDougal. Click here to read Shapiro’s article.

Now onto something more interesting. As die hard Star Wars fans the IR gang have long given the designers of the Death Star crap over their design of the battle station. But while pursuing the web not long ago we happened across a video made by the designer of the Death Star which has led us all to believe that we may have been to harsh on them. We will post the video below and let you all decide. Here it is enjoy:



Tuesday, August 21, 2018

Protect Yourself Start Thinking 9 to 5

Well good afternoon fellow instigators. This is the INDY REPUBLICAN Staff coming to you on IR on your FM dial. We wanted to make sure everyone out there is taking steps to protect themselves from cyberattacks and hackers. To help all of us out. We have found this very informative video which will help us to be more secure. As you are watching this enjoy and remember you to should start Thinking from 9 to 5:



Sunday, October 15, 2017

Saturday Night Live Skit Spanks Mike Pence for being a submissive to the establishment

A great friend of the blog told IR of last nights Saturday Night Live skit calling out Mike Pence for being a submissive little bitch to the powers that be in Washington, D.C. Last week we blogged here and here about Mike Pence's grandstanding and disrespecting of the national anthem of the United States at last Sunday's Colt's Game in Indianapolis. The White House has since used Pence's childish stunt in a fundraising email. Click here for that story.

Luke Kerr-Dineen at USA Today has the story:

The national anthem issue was kicked up another notch last week when, on President Donald Trump’s orders, Vice President Mike Pence walked out of the stadium in response to players kneeling.
And now, in its first show since the pre-planned stunt, SNL is poking fun at the whole thing. In the skit, Trump orders Pence to first walk out of a Pacers game for players not respecting the anthem, then a Starbucks for the company not using “Christmas” cups, then a gay wedding. In light of the revelation that former White House Chief Strategist Steve Bannon's having promoted pro-transgender propaganda. It would be a real knee slapper if the gay wedding in the skit turned out to be Bannon's. IR does not believe Bannon is gay. But in light of what we know about the man. We wouldn't put it past him to be hiding something.

Here is the above mentioned SNL skit:




Rob Kendall of WIBC and Central Indiana Fame had this to say about Mike Pence's stunt:



Wednesday, September 20, 2017

Hilarious Mash Up of Irish Blowhards Lawrence O'Donnell and Bill O'Reilly

Courtesy of the Washington Free Beacon here is a profanity-laced but funny as hell video of two media blowhards Lawrence O'Donnell and Bill O'Reilly losing their minds! Please enjoy the video! Hat tip to the Washington Free Beacon!


Sunday, July 23, 2017

Remember to have a party after your vasectomy!

We thought we had heard it all. But the idea of partying with friends to celebrate having a vasectomy is a new one for us. If anyone wants to know more about this completely stupid activity that only Mike Pence would think is cool. Remember Mike Pence has no balls! Read Harriet Torry's "It's a Vasectomy Party! Snips, Chips, and Dips with your Closest Friends!" Published in today's Wall Street Journal. Thoughts anybody?

Tuesday, July 11, 2017

Easily Fooled Opportunist Mike Pence should resign the Vice Presidency now!


Mike Pence praying that people are buying this bullsh@! he is peddling

Good evening everyone in cyberspace! Well we here at IR had thought we could give Mike Pence at least till Halloween to prove himself as Vice President. Old Mikey though continues to exceed the already low opinions we have of him. Only six months into what we hope will be his only term as Vice President. We honestly can say we have seen enough. Our advice to the Vice President is: "Resign now while you still can!" After countless denials of what is going on in the administration that he is part of. He is either a fool, a damned liar, or both. 

In an article published on IndyStar.com today called "Vice President Mike Pence unaware of Donald Trump Jr's Russia meeting" Tony Cook reports:

"The Vice President is working every day to advance the President's agenda, which is what the American people sent us here to do," Pence spokesman Marc Lotter said in a written statement. "The Vice President was not aware of the meeting. He is not focused on stories about the campaign, particularly stories about the time before he joined the ticket."

Trump's oldest son released emails Tuesday showing he knew the damaging information he was seeking about Hillary Clinton was being peddled by the highest levels of the Russian government. 

Told that the Russians had "incriminating information" about his father's Democratic campaign rival, Donald Trump Jr. responded: "If it's what you say, I love it."

The emails appear to back up the most damning revelation in New York Times reports that Trump's closest associates and family members actively sought information they knew was part of a high-level Russian government effort to support Trump's campaign.

Pence has repeatedly denied any contacts between Trump associates and Russia since taking office as vice president.  

During a round of Sunday morning news show appearances in mid-January, Pence told John Dickerson of CBS' Face the Nation that there had been no contacts. 

"I think to suggest that is to give credence to some of these bizarre rumors that have swirled around the candidacy," Pence said at the time.

That same day, Chris Wallace of Fox News Sunday, asked Pence if he had asked whether there had been any contacts between Trump associates and the Russian government or its intermediaries.

"Of course not," he said. "Why would there be any contacts between the campaign?"

A month later, Trump's national security adviser Michael Flynn was fired for lying to Pence about contacts with a Russian official. 

Pence has also said he did not know Flynn had secretly lobbied for the Turkish government, despite reports claiming Flynn had actually disclosed to the Trump transition team back in January that he was under a federal investigation.

Pence was leading the transition team at the time.

Once again Tony Cook writes another article that is so good we can't figure out why he is still employed by The Indianapolis Star also known as the CIA's paper of record. He points out very well about how it is strange that Pence claims he didn't know that former National Security Advisor Michael Flynn had lobbied for Turkey. Even though it appears that Flynn disclosed this to Trumps transition team which Mike Pence was in charge of!

Also as we have chronicled on this blog several times. Pence spokesman Marc Lotter is not to be believed on anything. He is a former lackey of "Godfather" Governor Mitch Daniels and former Indianapolis Mayor "Boss Greg" Ballard!

Also his actions as Governor ranging from his stiffing the Hoosier state with the bill for Bicentennial projects, to picking Eric Holcomb as his successor, and appointing that dumb as a door post Rick Hite to run the Indiana Civil Rights Commission. These actions as Governor and his unbelievable denials and asskissing he has committed as Vice President show clearly he needs to leave political life entirely. 

C'mon Mikey! You are obviously stressed out, and tired after rolling out of bed at noon everyday. Public life doesn't suit you. Find something else worthwhile and salvage something of your dignity. Just resign and leave Washington. 

A reader of ours posted a comment back in May of this year saying: "MIKE PENCE IS POLITICAL MENTAL PORNAGRAPHY TO THE CRITICAL THINKER PLEDGING ALLEGIANCE TO RESCUE OF THE REPUBLIC." We of course are not sure what kind of porn they are comparing Pence to. It could be 1990's scrambled porn, midget porn, etc. Who knows!

Here are what some others think of Vice President Pence:


The Sgt. Schultz act won't survive. Jerry Ford without the lasting friendships, integrity or balls.4:53 PM · Jul 11, 2017 from Cannes, France

Exactly! @JWGOP This whole episode will amount to a very short resurrection of his career.


And when it's all done, we in Indiana respectfully request that he and his mother stay the hell away from us.

    https://twitter.com/BeingKimmieToo/status/884848982048088064